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“A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken.” ~ James Dent
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“I’m in a relationship with my air conditioner.” ~ Unknown
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“We were at a beach one summer, and I had a bathing suit on. My wife looked at me and said: ‘Boy, you are skinny, aren’t you?’ I said: ‘Honey, I’d like to remind you that it was minor defects like this that kept me from getting a better wife.'” ~ Lou Holtz
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“Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you.” ~ Erma Bombeck
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“What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness.” ~ John Steinbeck
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“What we’re really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving?” ~ Erma Bombeck
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“I have found that if you love life, life will love you back.” ~ Arthur Rubinstein
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“Do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not; remember
that what you now have was once among the things you only hoped for.”
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“When we give cheerfully and accept gratefully, everyone is blessed.”
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“If you are really thankful, what do you do? You share.” ~ W. Clement Stone
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“I love that in celebrating Halloween, we can get lost in the magic of make-believe and fantasy no matter what age we are!” ~ Natalya Neidhart
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“It is very foolish of a man to be frightened of a skeleton, for Nature has put an insurmountable obstacle against running away from it.” ~
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“The farther we’ve gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we’ve come to need Halloween.” ~ Paula Curan
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“We’re all ghosts. We all carry, inside us, people who came before us.”
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“A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween.”
~ Erma Bombeck
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“When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she’d just make enough for 16 and only serve half.” ~ Gracie Allen
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“The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother.” ~ Theodore Hesburgh
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“When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ it is a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway.”
~ Erma Bombeck
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“Being a mother is an attitude, not a biological relation.” ~ Robert A. Heinlein
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“There is only one pretty child in the world and every mother has it.”
~ Chinese Proverb
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“The power of beauty may move more than a heart. Beauty can move heaven and earth.” ~ Debasish Mridha
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“You’ve gotta dance like there’s nobody watching,
Love like you’ll never be hurt,
Sing like there’s nobody listening,
And live like it’s heaven on earth.”
~ William W. Purkey
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“When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, ‘I used everything you gave me.”
~ Erma Bombeck
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“Moon is the light from a lantern in heaven” ~ Munia Khan
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“I feel the reason we are all here, our purpose of being, is to help others find their little piece of happiness and heaven right here on earth.”
~ Ken Poirot
