JUST BROWSING THE INTERNET AND
FOUND A FEW  TERRIFIC QUOTES

“A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken.” ~ James Dent

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“I’m in a relationship with my air conditioner.” ~ Unknown

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“We were at a beach one summer, and I had a bathing suit on. My wife looked at me and said: ‘Boy, you are skinny, aren’t you?’ I said: ‘Honey, I’d like to remind you that it was minor defects like this that kept me from getting a better wife.'” ~ Lou Holtz

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“Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you.” ~ Erma Bombeck

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“What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness.” ~ John Steinbeck