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JUST BROWSING THE INTERNET AND
FOUND A FEW TERRIFIC QUOTES
“Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off lights for economical rather than romantic reasons.” ~ Lillian Gordy Carter
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“Being in love is the worst. I mean it’s the best, but it’s so hard and scary to open your heart to someone.” ~ Amy Poehler
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“Love is friendship set on fire.” ~ Jeremy Taylor
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“Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can call yourself a beginner.” ~ Jerry Seinfeld
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“Love recognizes no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope.” ~ Maya Angelou
